So you know that Eggman pissing on the moon meme? The creators of that moment, put the audio by itself out into the wild as gratitude for it getting them Internet famous. So here’s my take on it. Originally was just going to put it on YouTube, but copyclaim BS blah blah blah I want to snip Bob Iger’s nuts off and shove them into Kathleen Kennedy’s mouth right now….

If you wanna go for it too, go ahead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A45CznHpEzk

Hey gw2 blogs, let’s play a funny game

1. Reblog this with one of your OCs name/screenshot/drawing without any actual backstory

2. I will assign them a new headcanon of my own making (examples include: this guy’s picks his nose, this lady eats pizza but removes all toppings and eats them as a side dish, this one sharted once)

3. Let me know if the headcanon fits!

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How about Muffinstubs?

I made a twottor…nothing real yet but ill try to post an art each day till i run out of old art

Gonna be leaving

on top of everything with this site…

i just dont use it, so…like on saturday both my DA and this blog will be dead so ill be off the web apart from discord

nitwmaebeaqna:
“ Ref sheet Commission for @loyal-royal-panda
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I’m so happy with this, thank you so much!

Ref sheet Commission for @loyal-royal-panda

I’m so happy with this, thank you so much!

ATTENTION ZINE CREATORS, ARTISTS, AND ANYONE WHOSE BUSINESS UTILIZES PRE-ORDERS AND PAYPAL

As of June 15th, 2018, PayPal has changed their user policy with little to no fanfare at all in ways that could literally destroy your business. I’m going to say this as plainly as possible:

DO NOT USE PAYPAL AT ALL IF POSSIBLE.

I know this is a lot to ask, especially since PayPal is the most globally accepted digital tender, but unless you want to lose access to your funds for six months and PayPal possibly forever, you need to read this.

PayPal Business accounts are now being flagged, locked, and completely shut down if:

1. If you haven’t shipping anything within 21 days of your first transaction

2. You’ve received more than 200 orders

and/or

3. You’ve made an excess of $20,000 (USD)

If this happens to you, you will not be able to access your money for up to six months. PayPal is NOT willing to work with you, all they will say is there’s nothing they can do, they’re cutting business ties, and offer you the MAILING address of their legal department. That’s right, you can’t even get a direct line to these people, they’re just going to tank your business by dicking around with your money for six months. Your only options are to:

1. Wait six months and frustrate customers, and by-proxy tarnish your reputation.

2. Refund everyone, possibly lose their business, and tarnish your reputation.

3. Pursue the matter legally, which will likely take longer than six months anyway, not to mention cost money out of pocket.

IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY USING A PAYPAL ACCOUNT FOR PRE-ORDERS, GET OUT NOW. Deposit your funds and part ways with PayPal as a tender, this is not a battle they’re willing to let you win.

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

Thankfully most of my stuff is filtered through other sites first but fucking here we go again.

It used to be you could get around this by marking your stuff as digital goods that dont need shipment notification but I dunno if that’ll work anymore. All I know is paypal has been making it increasingly difficult for a lot of artists and creators lately and it’s a logistical nightmare for a lot of us.

I need to finish my storefront.

Why are they doing this? It seems to make their service clumsy and unusable. Is Paypal drunk and dumped so badly they turned mean??

It’s likely another way to try and stop sex workers or adult content creators from using their services.

It started out with “you can’t use a stage name unless you have a business account”. Which means you get a chunk of your money taken as a processing fee, but get to use a “business” name instead of your real name AND LOCATION, cause that’s a thing they were forcing you to post too unless you upgraded.

People used to tell me all the time when they put a tip in my tip jar that it was telling them my real name and the city I lived in, so eventually I bit the bullet and upgraded to avoid that. (Which is why ko-fi was/is so great, because it’s essentially a paypal wrapper that lets you use the service while not revealing your identity and location.)

But they’ve been making it increasingly harder and harder to run an online business for anyone who doesn’t ship physical items that can be tracked. Like part of it is likely to ensure that customers are getting what they paid for, but when it comes so quickly on the heels of numerous policy updates regarding sex work and adult content, it is undoubtedly linked to making it more difficult for those people to use their services.

Patreon might be doing my head in with their site constantly breaking, and they fuck up on communication issues a lot, but this is largely why they changed who they do their payment processing with, to avoid paypals “no naughty business” policies. They still use paypal and Stripe, but they moved their handler to other countries with less draconian laws, and broadened to other payment processors because of this kind of thing.

When I get my own site up, I will not be using paypal, which sucks cause everyone uses paypal. But I also cannot abide their business practices and ethics. Or the apparent lack thereof.

I contacted Paypal TODAY so if you guys could spread this around so people that use paypal would know that’d be great!

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So when you do digital goods you go to “TRACKING INFORMATION” and then select “ORDER PROCESSED” and you’ll be fine and won’t get into trouble!

reblogging for the last part to save a life cuz I was getting the “shipping info” stuff added to my digital commissions and i just ignored it cuz it wasn’t relatvent but i went through and updated it to “order processed”

Because it took me a while to find this options, here’s step by step how to do it.

I don’t know if this works at all, but better be safe than sorry.

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gerardson:
“Commissioned by @loyal-royal-panda​
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It my guy!
loyal-royal-panda:
“I did me in sweater thing
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Self a rebloob

I did me in sweater thing

Self a rebloob

I did me in sweater thing

I did me in sweater thing

A Bearista at a lewd bar! borderline not safe mode
@justicecaptainv made a bear bartender once and encouraged me to do so too
months ago and i never finished him.
so here is the dad-bod bear who i have dressed as titillating as possible.
your...

A Bearista at a lewd bar! borderline not safe mode

@justicecaptainv made a bear bartender once and encouraged me to do so too

 months ago and i never finished him.

so here is the dad-bod bear who i have dressed as titillating as possible.

your welcome.

look who’s doodling again!
@justicecaptainv gave me the idea of a shiba inu sushi chef.
Hes a big boi who likes hugs!

look who’s doodling again!

@justicecaptainv gave me the idea of a shiba inu sushi chef.

Hes a big boi who likes hugs!

alphahusk

No Access Sketches

Hey everybody I still don’t have my work accesses so guess what??? 8 hours of a chance at free art

Reply/reblog with a character and I might do a quick bust doodle of them okay GO

alphahusk

PLEASE GIB REFERENCES

My pandaren?

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Bobby & Gideon: Overture (pt.II)

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Bobby pushed down at the rising discomfort in his belly as he pulled up to the old Grey house. It was still where he remembered: six miles past the Cottontail farmlands, past tangles of pine forests, down a forgotten single-lane road and next to a long dirt driveway. He blinked in surprise as he turned off the pavement and rolled up behind the big pink pastry truck. The house still looked old, but in a dignified, nostalgic way, unlike the neglected structure he remembered. The cougar stepped out of his car and onto the porch, gazing at the restored wood and brick, the shiny, new chains on the porch swing, the freshly painted, working shutters.

He remembered the times he and Gideon biked all the way out here for a little privacy, sneaking away before his father could return. He ran a paw over the restored doorframe, no longer pitted and crumbling with rot. He knocked on the door, looking at the old brass doorknocker. It was lying on Gideon’s dresser the last time he’d seen it, having fallen off the cracked door.

The chubby fox answered a moment later, flour dusting his fur, dressed in a blue button-up shirt and smelling like a country fair.

“Heya, Bobby,” He greeted, ears tall, eyes bright. “The doorbell works now, y'know,” he chuckled, and demonstrated with a touch of the pearly button beside the door. Bobby’s ears pricked at the sonorous crystal-clear bells that echoed from deeper in the house.

“Oh wow, you fixed it,” Bobby commented as the bells faded.

“Yep, fixed a lot o’ stuff,” Gideon nodded. “C'mon in!”

Keep reading

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Its a Zolo! For Yog, you evil elder god you! @loyal-royal-panda

I forgot reblog

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